Tabletop Tales: Wobble 2026, "The Nu-World Chronicle"

Over the course of eight sessions played from January through May this year, the saga of Rudolph Viago, Wobbler Extraordinaire, continued.

  

Prof. Vi

 The professor from the Prime Earth (Prime-H) universe of the Mu Continuum had been residing in a between-dimensions spot known as the Groovy Grove ran by transdimensionally-traveling vegetation known as Clock Trees. While great wobbling scientists, the "C-Tree" are on flora time, so he was getting bored. His lover, Alejandro, was screwing some satyrs and hikers at the other end of the woods around their cottage, so domestic bliss was not his lot. When Xver, Primrose Corporation Executive-4 operative,  Xavier Handspand, showed up asking the Wobbler to come to work for the Explorations Division, it was not a hard sell.
The specific mission was to get some specifics as to what the progress on multidimensional traveling hacks of Apple-55 (our Earth, still in the Mu Continuum). Rumors had it that those barbarians, especially the fearsome Canadians, were conquering the main Earth spot of the Nu Continuum.  
Meanwhile, on Lost Earth, the main Earth spot of the Kappa Continuum, the accomplished warrior, Praetorus, had been selected to try his species, the Kardaz, this thing called transdimensional travel. Armed with a sword as well a holder of many micro-level technologies known as a Sera Monee Ol Stick, he wobbled into the multiverse. His picture is below.



His mission assigned by the Vissu Order, Lost Earth's would-be Wobbler officials, to re-establish ways to get to Juxta. That between-dimensions spot being a key connection between the Lambda to Zeta Continuums. The Kappa connections having been severed during the Glorp Blort 4 specie's crusades against Infernal influences from the Omicron Continuum some six centuries before. 

While Viago meant to show up over the skies of Baffin Island, Earth-Apple 55, in his jacked-out wobbleship, the Gypsy Drifter, Praetorus did not in his man-sized and egg-shaped environmental-protection apparatus. Two Wobblers showing up at the same time over and on Apple-55's only Multinational Transdimensional Applications Portal Region, "Map Spot", caused some alarm. Frankly the two arrivals happening almost at once, triggered every developed military in the world to be ready for an invasion.
   It was not a warm welcoming start things off. The Gypsy Drifter was hit by anti-aircraft missiles to Map Spot's forces. Praetorus would emerge from his egg shell to have tanks and a brigade of infantry aiming at him. Viago was ready for a fistfight when he landed, but eight hundred and sixteen rifles and a couple tanks for good measure pointed at him, calmed his rage.

Next time: "Captivity."