The Only People That Made Threats Toward the New TSR Were Friends

It is my supposition that the only ppl that threatened the latest take on TSR were people trying to promote TSR. In the world of provocative ideological based marketing strategies, capable of getting tens of sales in the for print RPG market, there is not a whole lot to help the latest product stand out. So maybe there is some subtext that can help boost things? Well guess what, there is.

"New kidders have attackered the 'Nards"

Disclaimer: I only play with games with people that don't have their heads up their asses and their kids had better know how to behave. So us left of Mussolini political belief-holding tabletop gamers are attacking true RPG D&D dungeonne crahwlers John Tarnowski? We're sending anonymous emails to not-yet-published companies about to attend side events around, err um, Gerry Con. Well despite my attendance at GaryCon more often than most OGL-types ever have, I am going to venture forth an conspiracy theory here.

My supposition is that no Communist, tranny cares about any division between Gary Con and the amazing nearby located TSR Con.

My evidence is all as follows:
You froggies always look for provocation. When it doesn't come you do have a tendency to read what others are saying to claim to be persecuted. All the fat chicks do not appreciate you all for that, they were talking among themselves. Somehow this is their fault in your worldview as opposed to you guys picking them up at bars.

The folks that you imply sent the threats have not been know to be nameless. Enough said. But I think, whomever has sent the email is being very careful not to get the notice of the folks that know how to rain down fire upon those that want to reign upon.

It's all too convenient. A side event for GaryCon, that needs to somehow unite the audience that might have separated between Gygax brothers, needing a subtextual unification clause after the subgenre of rightwing fanaticism in gaming to bring them back together again within a couple month? It's almost too sweet to belief. And yet, it has occurred.


Conclusion:
Stop blaming gamers that do not identify as "Oh-Gee-Ell" for the problems you and your ilk make.